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Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth!

Posted in Randomness with tags , , , , , , , on May 10, 2009 by Chris Bracco

For some reason I recently felt the need to know how to destroy our planet. I mean hey, you can find out just about anything on the internet, why not look for something crazy every once and a while?

BOOM!

It took me about 5 minutes to find the top 10 ways to destroy our lovely home. Turns out it is a lot harder to do than originally thought!

One of the methods is to simply have no method. Just wait around, and hope that all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in our planet spontaneously cease to exist. What?! Yeah, its possible; the chances are greater than a googolplex to one. Your chances of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning within the same hour are exponentially better.

My favorite one by far requires only a light bulb. Yes, theoretically you can destroy our planet with a stupid light bulb. This theory claims that the vacuum within a light bulb contains enough energy to boil every ocean in the world! The only reason nobody has tried this yet is because no one has figured out how to harness this energy. Once you figure that out, stick this energy into a power plant and let the reaction run out control. KABOOM! Goodbye, Earth.

Here are some other methods from the article in case your interested:
http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp-1.html

Disclaimer: yeah…don’t try any of these at home. 🙂

_chris

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